I made a terrible mistake

[Neal]

I washed my jeans. I'm going on an intense diet!

 

[RKins]

Welcome to mid life.

 

[AbdRahim]

Never put them in the dryer.
Diets don’t work. Lifestyle change does.
2000 cal/ day max. intake + 1-2 mile walk daily helps, if you weigh 180 lbs or avove.

Don’t ask how I know.

 

[sanda]

My wife didn't believe me when I told her my denim pants shrunk until I pulled up the interweb. They say they will shrink up to 1.5 inches.

 

[B52Bombardier1]

Around here in Louisiana, its the very hot and humid summer air that makes my clothes shrink. Happens, a little bit, every year, and mostly, but not completely, at my waist line. Very bizarre, this.

Well, uhhh, ummm, that's the only plausible explanation I can come up with. LOL.

Rick

 

[sheridany]

Time to return to your past. A few ready meals and some quality time at buds will do the trick.

 

[Neal]

Thanks all, I'm glad to hear the jeans shrunk and it wasn't...well, it's been a day and things are fitting much better.

 

[Buc]

Stretchy denim is your friend.