Advice for current times (Humor-No Politics)

[Buly]

They say money isn't the key to happiness, but with enough of it, I'm pretty sure I can have one made.

JP Getty said: Happiness is not in the money. It is in the amount.

 

[lostinfla]

 

[lostinfla]

Back by popular demand....

 

[lostinfla]

Not sure just what this is.

 

[MemoriesByTheMile]

Not sure just what this is.

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Not sure what it is, but if they put it on Amazon and include a Ninja, they will probably sell a few.

 

[lostinfla]

I'm thinking Neal will be the first with a class C golf cart.

 

[wiscampsin]

 

[J&JD]

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

 

[GTS225]

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

There's a certain amount of integrity to that. If they did, they might sound a little conceited.

Just sayin'.....Roger

 

[lostinfla]

Rare picture of a Florida "no see um"

 

[AbdRahim]

 

[Kevin D Pem]

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What Does Seeing the Angel Number 333 Mean?​

Seeing the number 333 means that life is headed in the right direction. The best way to improve your path is to ensure you are true to yourself and feel good about your actions.

 

[Old one]

A fly came into the barn tru a crack in the wall. He is very hungry and dived onto a large pile of cow manure, and eats way too much, and attempts to fly but can't.
He looks around and sees a shovel paying against the wall right at the crack in the wall and figures he can climb up to the handle and glide outside.

He climbs up and jumps off the handle and being too heavy, splat!

The moral of the story?

Don't fly off the handle when you are full of crap.