Advice for current times (Humor-No Politics)

[redbaron]

This thread is a non political humor based thread. Keep it fun!

 

[redbaron]

Do not sit on the floor without a plan on how you will get up.

 

[J&JD]

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gronk]

 

[Neemer]

 

[Gronk]

 

[J&JD]

 

[redbaron]

When it comes to insurance, make sure you choose a company that's got your back like this guy's does.

 

[J&JD]

 

[redbaron]

Life is not like a box of chocolate.

Life is more like a jar of Jalepenos.

What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

 

[redbaron]

For a happy marriage, take my advice. Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

 

[DHudson]

I am starting a new diet today.
A Seefood diet.
I see food and eat it.

 

[DHudson]

2020 was HELL
But I think I came through pretty good!

 

[redbaron]