Funny Router/wifi/Coach/Toad names

[bpaikman]

we saw a Wi-Fi router name today was the best I've seen except for ours (WiFi Art Thou -our daughter named it that's actually my phone hotspot)
Routers of the Lost Ark...haha.
we called our first coach the Tardis because it was blue it was bigger on the inside than it looked and it took us on adventures, what is Brown and my daughter calls it the Turdis. My husband won't stand for it though he calls it the Tardis II. Our 13 years old orange toad we call the pumpkin. Kind of apropos that it's drawn by a coach.
What funny names have y'all seen?

 

[Wemustrv]

Our Coach is called Gargantua and Mini-Car "Gargles" for Short. Initially we our toad was a 2001 Miata. Gargles also has a secondary meaning. It is short for Gargantua and my wife is a retired Dental Hygienist
Now we have Gargantua and Storm Storm is our 2019 Ford F150 4WD SuperCrew "Storm" Because it just looks angry.

 

[Scooterfan]

Hmmm...guess I have to admit I'm not one of those guys...but, Nellie (our RV) got her name because her first overnight was Santa Nella (CA) and our (new-to-us) TOAD is Polly (Short for Polly WOG)...yeah I know Blessings

 

[bpaikman]

Our Coach is called Gargantua and Mini-Car "Gargles" for Short. Initially we our toad was a 2001 Miata. Gargles also has a secondary meaning. It is short for Gargantua and my wife is a retired Dental Hygienist
Now we have Gargantua and Storm Storm is our 2019 Ford F150 4WD SuperCrew "Storm" Because it just looks angry.

LOVE it!