The "Yarn-O-Matic" air flow detection solution . . .

[Jim]

As I’ve mentioned before, it’s blistering hot here in Talking Rock, and I didn’t want to leave Ryker unsupervised in the coach wondering if the AC was working or not. So we invented the "Yarn-O-Matic", a revolutionary airflow monitoring system that even our less Tekkie members can install!

With it, you can keep an eye on your RV’s air conditioning from anywhere. If the yarn’s dancing, the air is flowing. If it’s limp… well, no air. And for the unheard-of introductory price of just $39.99, you too can own the same cutting-edge technology monitoring Ryker's cool and comfortable condition.

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INTRODUCING THE Yarn-O-Matic 3000™
Finally! A cutting-edge RV climate monitoring system… that anyone can install!

Zero batteries!
Minimal Technology Needed! Just a camera, a Wi-Fi connection, and the human ability to recognize wiggling.
Weatherproof! (No!)
Guaranteed to work as long as the laws of physics remain in place.

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HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

1. Hang the provided yarn from the vent and attach with FREE included tape. (A $19.95 value!)
2. Look at it on your camera.
3. If it’s wiggling, congratulations, the air is flowing!

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Order now and we’ll throw in a SECOND piece of yarn absolutely free (just pay separate shipping & handling).

The Yarn-O-Matic 3000™, because sometimes, simple is smarter. (Replaces the outdated Yarn-O-Matic 2000)

ORDER NOW!

 

[Jim]

A picture of this marvelous new product in the early development stages.

 

[Holdmybeer]

As I’ve mentioned before, it’s blistering hot here in Talking Rock, and I didn’t want to leave Ryker unsupervised in the coach wondering if the AC was working or not. So we invented the "Yarn-O-Matic", a revolutionary airflow monitoring system that even our less Tekkie members can install!

With it, you can keep an eye on your RV’s air conditioning from anywhere. If the yarn’s dancing, the air is flowing. If it’s limp… well, no air. And for the unheard-of introductory price of just $39.99, you too can own the same cutting-edge technology monitoring Ryker's cool and comfortable condition.

____________________________________________________________________________________________​

INTRODUCING THE Yarn-O-Matic 3000™
Finally! A cutting-edge RV climate monitoring system… that anyone can install!

Zero batteries!
Minimal Technology Needed! Just a camera, a Wi-Fi connection, and the human ability to recognize wiggling.
Weatherproof! (No!)
Guaranteed to work as long as the laws of physics remain in place.

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HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

1. Hang the provided yarn from the vent and attach with FREE included tape. (A $19.95 value!)
2. Look at it on your camera.
3. If it’s wiggling, congratulations, the air is flowing!

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​

Order now and we’ll throw in a SECOND piece of yarn absolutely free (just pay separate shipping & handling).

The Yarn-O-Matic 3000™, because sometimes, simple is smarter. (Replaces the outdated Yarn-O-Matic 2000)

ORDER NOW!
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Buy one get the second for the same price!

 

[J&JD]

Sorry to inform you @Jim but I applied for a patent 2 years ago on this product/procedure. If you move forward with manufacturing and shipping you will be hearing from my attorney. However, maybe we can work out a deal as you seem to have all the manufacturing and advertising set up.

 

[Jim]

Sorry to inform you @Jim but I applied for a patent 2 years ago on this product/procedure. If you move forward with manufacturing and shipping you will be hearing from my attorney. However, maybe we can work out a deal as you seem to have all the manufacturing and advertising set up.

Fair enough. I’ll rebrand and call it the Vent String Visualizer 9000. Or do you have that one too?

 

[lostinfla]

Jim, your technical abilities astound me.

 

[J&JD]

Fair enough. I’ll rebrand and call it the Vent String Visualizer 9000. Or do you have that one too?

Thief.

 

[Chargerman]

A great way to increase sales would be to add “Made in the USA” (with American and imported products)

 

[Jim]

A great way to increase sales would be to add “Made in the USA” (with American and imported products)

I supposed you're going to want royalties now?