Profound revelations. Please add your own. . .

[sanda]

The older I get the faster I slow down.

 

[Old Bubblehead]

Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle it's sound.

 

[Boat Bum]

Life is like a full tank of gas, the first half lasts twice as long as the second.

 

[Aweese2]

A man on a diet can still read the menu.

 

[RandyB]

The older I get, the better I was.

 

[Magua]

Every day’s a Holiday

 

[Av8r]

Given a 50/50 chance, you will be wrong 90% of the time.

 

[Scotttkd2]

From the great philospher Ron White...."You cant fix stupid".

 

[Dona40]

It's better to have "something" and not need it that need it and not have it.

 

[Russellvh]

About 83% of all stated percentages are a guess.

 

[Knobs]

About 83% of all stated percentages are a guess.

99% of all percentages posted on the internet are made up on the spot.

 

[Boat Bum]

From the great philospher Ron White...."You cant fix stupid".

and I like to reply with, Darwin can.

 

[High Desert]

Don't get down where there is nothing to grab so you can get back up.

 

[Buc]

The next cup of coffee is the key to happiness.

 

[Kevin D Pem]

Enjoy her while you can.